⚡️ Automating Your Server Farm – ITLDC Survival Guide
Yes, Ansible is the golden child. But sometimes you want to try other toys. Here are three tools that can throw SSH keys around, drop Docker on everything, and roll out WireGuard like a boss. SaltStack – Ansible’s Caffeinated Cousin Salt is fast, scalable, and works either with a central master or in “lonely wolf” […]
Read moreSPAM – THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE INTERNET ANNOYANCE BOOK
Ah, UCE – Unsolicited Commercial Email. Or, in human terms: spam. No, not the canned meat. We mean the thing that makes your inbox look like a flea market full of shady “offers” you never asked for. 🕰 A Short History of the Longest Nuisance The first known spam email dates back to 1978, when […]
Read more💳 Can I Pay with a Card in CZK, UAH, or Galactic Credits?
One of the most popular questions in our support inbox: “My card is in [insert currency of choice] – can I still pay for ITLDC services if your gateway charges in EUR or USD?” Short answer: Yes. Absolutely. 100%. Long answer: grab a coffee, because we’re about to take a quick trip under the hood […]
Read moreCount Your Coins Like a Pro: 4 Self-Hosted Budgeting Apps to Rule Your Wallet
Let’s be honest — budgeting sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry on a beige wall. But you know what’s even less exciting? Opening your banking app and realizing you accidentally spent your rent money on kebabs, concert tickets, and “impulse” tech gadgets. The solution? Self-hosted financial software that gives you full control over […]
Read moreNo Piña Coladas Yet… We’ve Got Work to Do! 🏗️
While some people are already enjoying springtime beaches with fancy cocktails, guess where we are? Right – still at the datacenter, sleeves rolled up, coffee cups everywhere, network cables in hand. Why? Because we’re getting ready to launch not one, but TWO brand new ITLDC locations! Yes, both of them are in beautiful, sunny European […]
Read moreHow to Supercharge Your Self-Hosted Website with AI (And Still Stay Your Own Boss)
Let’s be honest — AI is everywhere now. It writes code, generates images, creates blog posts, helps you name your cat, and probably will soon start giving you dating advice (dangerous territory). But what about using AI when you’re building your own website, self-hosted on your shiny ITLDC VDS or dedicated server? Spoiler alert: AI […]
Read moreBuild Your Own Music Streaming Service (Legally! And With Plenty of Metal 🤘)
Let’s make something clear right from the start: We are not talking about piracy, shady torrents, or “my cousin has a folder with 2TB of MP3s from 1999”. No. We’re talking about something much more noble: taking control over your own music collection. You know the type: Rare CDs and demo tapes you collected since […]
Read more⚡ How Caching Turns Your Website Into a Speed Demon (and Saves Your Nerves)
We all want the same thing: fast websites, happy users, and fewer angry phone calls when someone’s online store takes 20 seconds to load a product page. Enter: caching – the unsung hero of every snappy web server. Let’s dive into what caching is, how to make your site faster, and how you can build […]
Read more🔜 SMART Moves: Keeping Your Disks Healthy, Happy, and Out of Trouble
You know how your body gives you warning signs before you get sick? Your server drives do the same – if you know how to listen. And no, they won’t cough or complain out loud… but they will whisper their problems through something called SMART. So grab your tea (or coffee, or energy drink of […]
Read more💨 Make PHP Fast Again: 5 Ways to Supercharge Your Website
Running a website on PHP? Congratulations — you’re in good company with literally most of the internet. But let’s be honest: sometimes PHP can feel like it’s wearing concrete shoes, especially when your site gets busy. Don’t worry. We’ve got five turbocharged tips to make your PHP-based site fly like it just had three espressos […]
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